I write because I care

I just can't have this happen to me anymore.

I feel as if this may continue to happen to me due to the simple fact that there is no literature from which to reference the rule. Hence this post.

Rule:

When sitting in a desk in a class room in which your and your neighbors armrests coincide, choose the one on the right. "But why? I want to rest both of my arms in a leisurely fashion on both arm rests!" one might say. And one might be a selfish cunt. The right arm rest is quite central to a student when taking notes which I'm sure we can all agree is an essential activity in any college course.

I've tried to politely nudge the offending persons elbow off making it seem as if I am so enthralled in my note taking that I don't even notice them. I've tried giving them death glances out of the corner of my eye. I've even tried passive aggressively whispering to the person on the other side of me how I'm about to cut a bitch for taking up my arm rest. So you see, this really is a last resort. But a necessary one.

So, together, lets put this rule into action and watch peace spread throughout the land.